See 'candle' for some burning hair and 'volume' for hair with
a perfect volume!
From: David Palmer:
I was remembering a toy I had as a kid where
I used a magnetic stylus to move a metallic
powder over a drawing of a man's head
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(See 'cartoon' for more !)
Some information about 'fixing' hair.
Excerpts from :
The Big Hat Discussion
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[Quoted: llizard, Unquoted: VK]
[snip]
Wide hats are also nice... :)
> But fly off when bicycling. :^D
Not mine:
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I just tried to use it as a "hair clip"...
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That way there should be no risk of it falling off.... :D
>But what if the hat is so securely fastened to your hair that it pulls
>your hair out in a high wind? :^D
No, what wold happen would be that the front part tries to fly away but
is
stopped by the back part and the whole thing would just flop over my
head.... :D
> But what if the wind was so strong that the front part gets flipped back
> and tears the hair out of your head? :^D
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> because my hair, even though it is very long, doesn't hold the hat on
> well enough in the wind. (not enough hair?)
There is a hole at the back of those things and I pull my hair through
that.... (well, actually I open the clip and then shut it again around
the
hair)
>Yes I do the same thing but in a high wind, the hat just slips down my
>hair. If I attach a metal barette to the clip part and fasten it to my
>hair, then the hat stays fixed to my head.
I haven't done that :D [what is a "metal barette"?]
> Maybe you call it a slide?
????? (picture?)
>back view of head:
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yes, I got that part, but what does it look like (details)? and how did
you get that to stick to the hat?
>Sorry, I thought you didn't recognize the word "barette". I hook it into
>the loop of the hat.
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> \/ and hair.
a bit of both really (and the little square doesn't really explain any
more than I had already guessed...)
Does it look something like this?
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>Yes. (Well done. I gave up trying to make that very thing.)
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>I had to do it upsidedown because I'm too lazy to turn your barette
>around. Does that make it any clearer?
Yes :D
But doesn't that feel a bit uneven?
>No, you can adjust the hat and/or barette. There is no rule that says a
>barette has to be at right angles to the hair.
What about the rule that says that it is uncomfortable when something is
uneven...
>:^D Is this an aesthetic or a physical judgement?
Very physical! (I can't see the back of my neck but I can *feel* it and
I
go crazy if something feels uneven...)
>:^D It can be adjusted so that it all fits. Did I say that you do not
>put your hair through the loop of the hat? Only the barette is used to
>hold the hat to the hair.
hmmmm....????
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>No need to take all that extra time to gather hair together to put
>through hole in hat. You can just jam the hat on your head and fasten
>the barette to some of the hair on the back of your head.
[snip]
From: Galarza
Hi all
I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume?
well, what about the socket metod?
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